I live in Brooklyn with my roommate who happens to be a real life robot. As impressive as a fully functioning automaton is, the guy has a hard time meeting girls. So I decided to help him out and you should too. This blog will chronicle that journey.
You have to see this, guys… http://chuckq.tumblr.com/ Chuck’s leaving, I can’t believe it. She hasn’t been online in days. She doesn’t have a clue how 011ie feels. : (
Is it too late? Too late for Chuck and 011iver to fulfill there destiny as computer-crossed lovers? 011iver thinks so, but I feel that we can pull some Mission Impossible shit and drop in, on wires, with tight leather suits on, and lasers… 011iver thinks this is “impractical.” I am sure we could come up with something, hmmm, if only he thought so.
We could convince him… give it one last chance—>718.753.0635 Nah… It couldn’t happen, he won’t listen to me.
Thank you all for reading the blog… consider this the last post. : ( ~Tim : (
011iver and I were able to escape the Big Apple for the West Coast. We flew all the way out to Portland to go speed dating with a bunch of wacky robots. However, it seems 011iver’s mind was still very much in NYC… Why are my friends so silly?
~Tim
Chuck, if you are reading this call 011ie. You two can work this out. You all are perfect for each other! I don’t know why I never saw it before. Come back…
p.s. If any of the Portland hotties I met want to give me a tweet I certainly won’t object… :D
I am currently out of the city working on some potential investments. While my friends, of course, are slacking on the homefront. This is a video of them just sitting around and playing video games. I knew 011iver was lazy, but Chuck?
Oh, plus Chuck is leaving The Big City… See what happens when I am away?
Anyways, 011iver and I are going to Portland next week for a Robot Speed Dating… Finally, 011iver might have some luck, because I hear there are going to be some hotties there!
Now that 011iver got his groove back he tries out his sweet moves (that I taught him), and he seems to impress Max, the cyborg. This was 011iver’s first time at the zoo, but he faired pretty well. He did check Wikipedia for animal facts before we went, so he was a wealth of dubious knowledge. I am so proud of my robot buddy!
Lalala ~Tim
I am still working on a little video treat (video-snack) from the date. I guess I will try to post that later this week? Eeeee ;) I haven’t had a chance to talk to him about it, but do you think he will get a second date of this? :P
Pals! I was finally able to get 011iver out of the house, and after a full day up in the Big Apple he was actually in good spirits. Besides for a couple people pointing and yelling (which is normal, I guess) we weren’t bothered too much. Anyways, I guess 011iver can get back to focusing on finding a girlfriend.
I have been receiving a lot of Super Great Ideas, and will be posting them soon over at http://SuperGreatIdeas.com Thanks again for all your help so far. I appreciate it and so does 011iver!
~Tim
p.s. Do any of you mix any mad, badass, or sick tight beats?
Thanks for the tips that all of you sent in… 011iver is going to give his first date the best he’s got. Which is a lot, because I only ate one muffin. He’s pretty nervous, and I’m pretty nervous. I guess we’re nervous.
Hi Frienders… I could really use some help with inventing ways to help 011iver meet ladies. The first two “robots” that respond to this video (via a video on youtube) will get a free robot-BFF shirt! Plus, if you send a picture of yourself in the shirt I will get 011iver to post it on Inactiveware.com.
