Must Love Robots

Welcome!

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 22:45:00 -0400

Hello Internet…

Boy things have been pretty crazy recently. Finally, I getting a chance to relax a bit. If this is your first time to my blog you might want to start at the begin. Also, this fantastic guide might help!

Let me know if you have any questions

~Tim

Robot meets girl, robot falls for girl, girl leaves town for...

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 04:00:00 -0400

Robot meets girl, robot falls for girl, girl leaves town for good…

…Shakespeare himself couldn’t make this stuff up.

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Tired and Emoticon

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:38:00 -0400

You have to see this, guys… http://chuckq.tumblr.com/ Chuck’s leaving, I can’t believe it. She hasn’t been online in days. She doesn’t have a clue how 011ie feels. : (

Is it too late? Too late for Chuck and 011iver to fulfill there destiny as computer-crossed lovers? 011iver thinks so, but I feel that we can pull some Mission Impossible shit and drop in, on wires, with tight leather suits on, and lasers… 011iver thinks this is “impractical.” I am sure we could come up with something, hmmm, if only he thought so.

We could convince him… give it one last chance—>718.753.0635
Nah… It couldn’t happen, he won’t listen to me.

Thank you all for reading the blog… consider this the last post.
: ( ~Tim : (

Robot Speed Dating

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:27:00 -0400

011iver and I were able to escape the Big Apple for the West Coast. We flew all the way out to Portland to go speed dating with a bunch of wacky robots. However, it seems 011iver’s mind was still very much in NYC… Why are my friends so silly?

~Tim

Chuck, if you are reading this call 011ie. You two can work this out. You all are perfect for each other! I don’t know why I never saw it before. Come back…

p.s. If any of the Portland hotties I met want to give me a tweet I certainly won’t object… :D

Mega Bot 9

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:57:00 -0400

Hello Naughty Botty Friends,

I am currently out of the city working on some potential investments. While my friends, of course, are slacking on the homefront. This is a video of them just sitting around and playing video games. I knew 011iver was lazy, but Chuck?

Oh, plus Chuck is leaving The Big City… See what happens when I am away?

Anyways, 011iver and I are going to Portland next week for a Robot Speed Dating… Finally, 011iver might have some luck, because I hear there are going to be some hotties there!

~Tim

Robot vs. Wild

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:02:59 -0400

011iver and I decide to take a much needed break from the dating world and head off into the rugged terrain of Connecticut and get our manly-ness on. There is nothing wrong with two men enjoying each other’s company in beauty of nature.

~Tim

p.s. I am not going to be around next weekend… I have some super important business to attend to in another state, so expect another video from Chuck and 011iver.

As you can see, 011iver’s date last weekend didn’t...

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:27:33 -0400

As you can see, 011iver’s date last weekend didn’t go so great, but this time I was sick in bed nowhere near the disaster, so nobody can blame this one on me. Beings of pure energy are so hard to impress, I don’t think there is much 011iver could have said or done to get in this girl’s good graces anyways.

~Tim

Why Max Will No Longer Date Robots.

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:39:48 -0400

Max sent this over… I guess to explain why 011iver and her didn’t work out, and maybe dispel some of the rumors circulating out there in the robot/cyborg community.

Hmmmm… And I don’t like to think of myself as “troubling” unless it is in a badass sense.

~Tim

Chuck Blocked

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:48:00 -0400

This was supposed to be 011iver’s 2nd date with Max, but it got a little awkward after Chuck, Glen, and Glen’s monkey showed up. At least Glen kept his monkey in the bag this time. It is always a little strange when Glen plays with his monkey in public.

Geez…
Bizarre, you know? I have never seen Chuck act so weird. She must have just been really hungry.

~Tim

Hey Everyone!!!!! So last weekend on 011ie’s date, Max...

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:31:28 -0400

Hey Everyone!!!!!

So last weekend on 011ie’s date, Max challenged him to a runway walkoff. The thing is, I think Max really likes 011iver, cause it seems like it was a good trick to get him to go out with her on another date, since the loser has to buy the winner a burrito. Anyways, watch the video, and vote your your favorite below:

Cyborg Date!

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:50:05 -0400

Hi Ro-bros and Ro-gals,

Now that 011iver got his groove back he tries out his sweet moves (that I taught him), and he seems to impress Max, the cyborg. This was 011iver’s first time at the zoo, but he faired pretty well. He did check Wikipedia for animal facts before we went, so he was a wealth of dubious knowledge. I am so proud of my robot buddy!

Lalala
~Tim

I am still working on a little video treat (video-snack) from the date. I guess I will try to post that later this week? Eeeee ;) I haven’t had a chance to talk to him about it, but do you think he will get a second date of this? :P

How 011iver Got His Groove Back

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:54:42 -0400

Pals!
I was finally able to get 011iver out of the house, and after a full day up in the Big Apple he was actually in good spirits. Besides for a couple people pointing and yelling (which is normal, I guess) we weren’t bothered too much. Anyways, I guess 011iver can get back to focusing on finding a girlfriend.

I have been receiving a lot of Super Great Ideas, and will be posting them soon over at http://SuperGreatIdeas.com Thanks again for all your help so far. I appreciate it and so does 011iver!

~Tim

p.s. Do any of you mix any mad, badass, or sick tight beats?

Deep Blues

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:10:00 -0400

Geez Pals,
Bad news travels fast, I guess. 011iver has been in a total funk, since he was harassed during the last date (most likely by one of those D.I.C.S. over at GodHatesRobots.org). He hasn’t left the house in days except to load up on Big Macs. Nothing really seems to excite him at all. Anyone got any ideas? Let me know and I will try to give it a shot.

Also, I wanted to publicly thank our friends that won our free Inactiveware shirt promotion. I hope they send in pictures so we can put them on the site (this goes for anyone that buys a shirt too, 011ie always needs lazy models).

The winners are:
1.    Lysithea
2.    Jbabbogrin
3.    H( e )X

~Tim

p.s. I need to get better at board games, epic fail :(

Real "Live Human" Date

Mon, 25 May 2009 22:39:28 -0400

Our new friend Rowan was nice enough to humor 011iver on a practice date. Although 011iver is into robots, he was still super nervous about his first date with a real live human! 011iver was awkward as usual, lucky however, I was able to impress Rowan with my sick-tight dance moves. Too bad we were interrupted or I would have been able to continue dancing and save the date! 011iver has been a little (extra) depressed since, but I am sure he will get over it soon.

Hopefully, we can find some robot ladies…
~Tim

Tastees? With 011iver

Fri, 22 May 2009 07:57:24 -0400

Thanks for the tips that all of you sent in… 011iver is going to give his first date the best he’s got. Which is a lot, because I only ate one muffin. He’s pretty nervous, and I’m pretty nervous. I guess we’re nervous.

~Tim

Trading Faces

Mon, 18 May 2009 11:35:00 -0400

Hi Friends,
Geez, what a week. Chuck was able to force us into making a video this week, not that it really has anything to do with 011iver dating, but I feel we are now back on track. I would love to hear what the other robots out there think of my outfit… I hope it wasn’t an offensive caricature of you people. Beep, Boop?

~Tim
P.S. The offer still stands on the free Inactiveware shirts! We will give one to the first two video responses we get… So send us some questions ya’ll. Thanks.

Inactiveware Commercial

Fri, 15 May 2009 06:06:00 -0400

Geez Friends,

It is an awkward time to keep up with things on the site, since 011iver and I are sort of in a tiff… over this whole, “which has it easier” human or robot thing. However, I am a professional and will try to keep on truck’n. I posted a commercial that we had been working on for 011iver’s new clothing line over at Inactiveware.com. Check it out and let me know what you think… We could still use some video responses to the last couple videos (Free t-shirt give-away, your choice). Your suggestions on our situation would really help make sure we are going in the right direction.

Thanks~
Tim

Muisc by Tobor the 808th Man

Run, Robot, Run

Mon, 11 May 2009 08:15:00 -0400

Hi Internet Buddies!
What can 011iver work on, in order to become a better ladies man? Let us know and we may give it a shot… Oh, and be sure to take a look at our sponsor MBILF.biz

Thanks
~Tim

011iver Friend Finder

Thu, 07 May 2009 12:28:00 -0400

Hi Frienders…
I could really use some help with inventing ways to help 011iver meet ladies. The first two “robots” that respond to this video (via a video on youtube) will get a free robot-BFF shirt! Plus, if you send a picture of yourself in the shirt I will get 011iver to post it on Inactiveware.com.

Help us, and become an Inactiveware model! w00t!

~Tim

Must Love Robots: An Introduction

Mon, 04 May 2009 21:21:28 -0400