June 2009
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Why Max Will No Longer Date Robots.
Max sent this over… I guess to explain why 011iver and her didn’t work out, and maybe dispel some of the rumors circulating out there in the robot/cyborg community. Hmmmm… And I don’t like to think of myself as “troubling” unless it is in a badass sense.
~Tim
Chuck Blocked
This was supposed to be 011iver’s 2nd date with Max, but it got a little awkward after Chuck, Glen, and Glen’s monkey showed up. At least Glen kept his monkey in the bag this time. It is always a little strange when Glen plays with his monkey in public. Geez… Bizarre, you know? I have never seen Chuck act so weird. She must have just been really hungry. ~Tim
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Cyborg Date!
Hi Ro-bros and Ro-gals,
Now that 011iver got his groove back he tries out his sweet moves (that I taught him), and he seems to impress Max, the cyborg. This was 011iver’s first time at the zoo, but he faired pretty well. He did check Wikipedia for animal facts before we went, so he was a wealth of dubious knowledge. I am so proud of my robot buddy! Lalala ~Tim I am still working on a...
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How 011iver Got His Groove Back
Pals! I was finally able to get 011iver out of the house, and after a full day up in the Big Apple he was actually in good spirits. Besides for a couple people pointing and yelling (which is normal, I guess) we weren’t bothered too much. Anyways, I guess 011iver can get back to focusing on finding a girlfriend. I have been receiving a lot of Super Great Ideas, and will be posting them soon...
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Deep Blues
Geez Pals, Bad news travels fast, I guess. 011iver has been in a total funk, since he was harassed during the last date (most likely by one of those D.I.C.S. over at GodHatesRobots.org). He hasn’t left the house in days except to load up on Big Macs. Nothing really seems to excite him at all. Anyone got any ideas? Let me know and I will try to give it a shot. Also, I wanted to publicly...