May 2009
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Real "Live Human" Date
Our new friend Rowan was nice enough to humor 011iver on a practice date. Although 011iver is into robots, he was still super nervous about his first date with a real live human! 011iver was awkward as usual, lucky however, I was able to impress Rowan with my sick-tight dance moves. Too bad we were interrupted or I would have been able to continue dancing and save the date! 011iver has...
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Tastees? With 011iver
Thanks for the tips that all of you sent in… 011iver is going to give his first date the best he’s got. Which is a lot, because I only ate one muffin. He’s pretty nervous, and I’m pretty nervous. I guess we’re nervous. ~Tim
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Trading Faces
Hi Friends, Geez, what a week. Chuck was able to force us into making a video this week, not that it really has anything to do with 011iver dating, but I feel we are now back on track. I would love to hear what the other robots out there think of my outfit… I hope it wasn’t an offensive caricature of you people. Beep, Boop? ~Tim P.S. The offer still stands on the free Inactiveware...
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Inactiveware Commercial
Geez Friends, It is an awkward time to keep up with things on the site, since 011iver and I are sort of in a tiff… over this whole, “which has it easier” human or robot thing. However, I am a professional and will try to keep on truck’n. I posted a commercial that we had been working on for 011iver’s new clothing line over at Inactiveware.com. Check it out and let me know what you think… We...
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Run, Robot, Run
Hi Internet Buddies! What can 011iver work on, in order to become a better ladies man? Let us know and we may give it a shot… Oh, and be sure to take a look at our sponsor MBILF.biz Thanks ~Tim
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011iver Friend Finder
Hi Frienders… I could really use some help with inventing ways to help 011iver meet ladies. The first two “robots” that respond to this video (via a video on youtube) will get a free robot-BFF shirt! Plus, if you send a picture of yourself in the shirt I will get 011iver to post it on Inactiveware.com. Help us, and become an Inactiveware model! w00t!
~Tim
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