August 2009
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Welcome!
Hello Internet…
Boy things have been pretty crazy recently. Finally, I getting a chance to relax a bit. If this is your first time to my blog you might want to start at the begin. Also, this fantastic guide might help!
Let me know if you have any questions
~Tim
July 2009
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Tired and Emoticon
You have to see this, guys… http://chuckq.tumblr.com/ Chuck’s leaving, I can’t believe it. She hasn’t been online in days. She doesn’t have a clue how 011ie feels. : ( Is it too late? Too late for Chuck and 011iver to fulfill there destiny as computer-crossed lovers? 011iver thinks so, but I feel that we can pull some Mission Impossible shit and drop...
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Robot Speed Dating
011iver and I were able to escape the Big Apple for the West Coast. We flew all the way out to Portland to go speed dating with a bunch of wacky robots. However, it seems 011iver’s mind was still very much in NYC… Why are my friends so silly?
~Tim
Chuck, if you are reading this call 011ie. You two can work this out. You all are perfect for each other! I don’t know why I...
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Mega Bot 9
Hello Naughty Botty Friends,
I am currently out of the city working on some potential investments. While my friends, of course, are slacking on the homefront. This is a video of them just sitting around and playing video games. I knew 011iver was lazy, but Chuck?
Oh, plus Chuck is leaving The Big City… See what happens when I am away?
Anyways, 011iver and I are going to Portland...
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Robot vs. Wild
011iver and I decide to take a much needed break from the dating world and head off into the rugged terrain of Connecticut and get our manly-ness on. There is nothing wrong with two men enjoying each other’s company in beauty of nature.
~Tim
p.s. I am not going to be around next weekend… I have some super important business to attend to in another state, so expect another video...
June 2009
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Why Max Will No Longer Date Robots.
Max sent this over… I guess to explain why 011iver and her didn’t work out, and maybe dispel some of the rumors circulating out there in the robot/cyborg community. Hmmmm… And I don’t like to think of myself as “troubling” unless it is in a badass sense.
~Tim
Chuck Blocked
This was supposed to be 011iver’s 2nd date with Max, but it got a little awkward after Chuck, Glen, and Glen’s monkey showed up. At least Glen kept his monkey in the bag this time. It is always a little strange when Glen plays with his monkey in public. Geez… Bizarre, you know? I have never seen Chuck act so weird. She must have just been really hungry. ~Tim
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Cyborg Date!
Hi Ro-bros and Ro-gals,
Now that 011iver got his groove back he tries out his sweet moves (that I taught him), and he seems to impress Max, the cyborg. This was 011iver’s first time at the zoo, but he faired pretty well. He did check Wikipedia for animal facts before we went, so he was a wealth of dubious knowledge. I am so proud of my robot buddy! Lalala ~Tim I am still working on a...
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How 011iver Got His Groove Back
Pals! I was finally able to get 011iver out of the house, and after a full day up in the Big Apple he was actually in good spirits. Besides for a couple people pointing and yelling (which is normal, I guess) we weren’t bothered too much. Anyways, I guess 011iver can get back to focusing on finding a girlfriend. I have been receiving a lot of Super Great Ideas, and will be posting them soon...
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Deep Blues
Geez Pals, Bad news travels fast, I guess. 011iver has been in a total funk, since he was harassed during the last date (most likely by one of those D.I.C.S. over at GodHatesRobots.org). He hasn’t left the house in days except to load up on Big Macs. Nothing really seems to excite him at all. Anyone got any ideas? Let me know and I will try to give it a shot. Also, I wanted to publicly...
May 2009
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Real "Live Human" Date
Our new friend Rowan was nice enough to humor 011iver on a practice date. Although 011iver is into robots, he was still super nervous about his first date with a real live human! 011iver was awkward as usual, lucky however, I was able to impress Rowan with my sick-tight dance moves. Too bad we were interrupted or I would have been able to continue dancing and save the date! 011iver has...
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Tastees? With 011iver
Thanks for the tips that all of you sent in… 011iver is going to give his first date the best he’s got. Which is a lot, because I only ate one muffin. He’s pretty nervous, and I’m pretty nervous. I guess we’re nervous. ~Tim
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Trading Faces
Hi Friends, Geez, what a week. Chuck was able to force us into making a video this week, not that it really has anything to do with 011iver dating, but I feel we are now back on track. I would love to hear what the other robots out there think of my outfit… I hope it wasn’t an offensive caricature of you people. Beep, Boop? ~Tim P.S. The offer still stands on the free Inactiveware...
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Inactiveware Commercial
Geez Friends, It is an awkward time to keep up with things on the site, since 011iver and I are sort of in a tiff… over this whole, “which has it easier” human or robot thing. However, I am a professional and will try to keep on truck’n. I posted a commercial that we had been working on for 011iver’s new clothing line over at Inactiveware.com. Check it out and let me know what you think… We...
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Run, Robot, Run
Hi Internet Buddies! What can 011iver work on, in order to become a better ladies man? Let us know and we may give it a shot… Oh, and be sure to take a look at our sponsor MBILF.biz Thanks ~Tim
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011iver Friend Finder
Hi Frienders… I could really use some help with inventing ways to help 011iver meet ladies. The first two “robots” that respond to this video (via a video on youtube) will get a free robot-BFF shirt! Plus, if you send a picture of yourself in the shirt I will get 011iver to post it on Inactiveware.com. Help us, and become an Inactiveware model! w00t!
~Tim
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